Jump! Squeal! Clap your hands in the manner of a small child! If you like, continue with the small child theme and mash ice cream into your hair while singing the wrong words to the Bob the Builder theme song. Do whatever you need to do to celebrate, because this, my friends is a true cause for celebration... MAVERICK IS ON THE WEB! Whoa! Slow down, you're all asking me questions at once! "Who is Maverick?" "What do they do?" "What's the web address?" "What's the square root o...

Hi there It's Tegan here, once again updating you on.... *mental blank* .... the goings on of my sometimes-interesting life and spouting badly researched and ill-informed.... *mental blank* .... opinions on issues as diverse as..... *mental blank* *continuing mental blank* ACCESS DENIED Note to Brain User: access to cognitive lobe denied. Please recharge battery before reattempting to use brain. For more information, please click Help. HELP "Help! I'm gettin...

You are a GRAMMAR GOD! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you! Thank you KeoLin for this groovalicious website! If anyone would like to challenge my deityship, feel free to take the test: Link Post your results (so I can laugh in scorn at you) Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs

Hmm... I should preface this entry with the disclaimer that I am currently EXTREEEMELY overtired and Sane Tegan (who is not currently present) takes no responsibility for anything that may end up posted as a result of CrazyOvertiredWhackedOutAndProbablyShouldCurrentlyBeWritingAnAssignment Tegan's typing. Having said that, this will probably now turn out to be a really non-abnormal blog. When I was thinking of how to begin this just now I was going to launch into Ja-Ja Binks speak ("Mee...

I know, I know, it's been ages since I blogged. This time I do have quite a groovy excuse though -- I'M IN SYDNEY at the moment! (feel free to inject cheers, throwing of confetti and popping of champagne corks at this juncture) I'm having a ball and I've been doing bucketloads of fun stuff, which probably means this entry will be short. A city awaits me! I couldn't be bothered detailing here the minutae (I'm sure I've spelled that incorrectly -- suggestions?) of my trip but suffice it to s...

I just invented the COOLEST dessert ever -- (yes, I really am going to leave and go to this lecture BUT...) Vanilla icecream, crushed Chips Ahoy, chocolate topping and malt (as in like that yellow Milo/Ovaltineish stuff) All kind of chucked together. It's awesome. ~*- gone -*~

Yo, dudes and dudettes It's MC-Teebee comin to y'all across da webwaves 2nite. Tellin ya the whack and the good bout the phat hos and b-boy akshun from herr to the hood. But wat I wanna no is y I'm spinnin da blog wit such a wiggidy-whack ninties DJ spin, aight? Just chill a mo while I find the tru me again.... Done. Sorry about my little lapse of identity just now. I took a couple of moments to do some deep breathing exercises and centre myself, and I think I'm me again. If I start to d...

Alright, I lied, this article has pretty much nothing to do with the upcoming presidential election in the United States. I'm experimenting with titles though to see what people are interested in. If this fails I'm going to have to be forced to go back to the old "sex and money" drawcard. I'm at uni right now, using a 15 minute express email computer so this will be short. I just thought I'd poke my head in and say hi to everyone. I'm researching for an assignment I'm writing on the extent ...

I remember hearing somewhere that dairy products have opiate properties. Is this true? I know some people have milk before they go to bed, and some people will have hot chocolate as a comfort food, but is it chemically a comforter or is the effect merely psychological? I used to be a behavioural therapist for a little boy with autism and milk certainly worked as an opiate on him -- if he had any dairy product he would be spaced out and unresponsive (even more so than usual) for at least a ...

Yo world! 'Tis early evening at my house and it's just me at home -- both sisters at work and Mum and Dad have gone out to see a movie. I'm glad to be home alone this evening as I've had so little time to myself lately and by the look of the coming weekend and ensuing week I can't see much more "me time" being forthcoming. Now that I do have time to myself though I'm torn over what to do... should I take the time to read a couple of chapters in my textbooks or do some research; should I let...

Hello hello It's a bee-you-tiful morning! I have about 20 minutes before I need to ferry myself off to work but for now I'm just groovin' it up, surfin' the webwaves and LOVIN' the fact that I just downloaded Cat Empire's "Hello Hello" for free (legally) from their website. Link I don't know if that link is going to work. They've changed the format of how you blog on here and I haven't had a chance to experimentate yet. There's nothing in particular on my mind this morning to c...

Hello world I've been a little quiet of late, haven't I? Life is busy and oft confusing and sometimes the net isn't the best place to air private concerns. Busyness is the main reason for my recent lack of bloggage. You would think that that would result in my having much juicy information to divulge, but the truth is I don't really feel like I have any spesh news to show for my absence. My life hasn't been all mundane though. Today I went back to uni, my first day for what I expect (an...

Hey everyone This is just a very short post basically to assure you that yes, I am still alive! Due to unforeseen circumstances beyond my control, I've actually been WORKING at work. Go figure. As a result I've been disturbingly productive, albeit suffering Strongbad and blogging withdrawal symptoms. My doctor tells me these will pass. News from the past week or so: last night we went into the Valley to celebrate my sister turning 18. We listened to very funky jazz music, witnessed a figh...

Hi everyone Catastrophe in the kitchen successfully circumvented. I was browsing through the freezer in search of one of my favourite sources of late night snackage (actually come to think of it, any-time-of-the-day-or-night snackage) which I delightedly found in the form of this brilliant icecream with like, caramel swirled around through it... surprisingly enough, named Caramel Swirl, if I'm not mistaken... and an appropriate topping for the aforementioned frozen confection. Having foun...

Howdy y'all Typing is a little uncomfortable at the moment as my hand is still feeling a little stiff from yesterday's guillotining exercise. It seems bizarre and stupid to me that I am whinging after two days of using a device that I'm sure some people use all and every day. I think there's something amiss in my technique. Hopefully I won't have too many opportunities to improve it in the future. Today has been a cool day. I was concious when it began on the stroke of midnight as I went ...