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Published on April 13, 2004 By Teegstar In Misc
Hi there

It's Tegan here, once again updating you on....

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.... the goings on of my sometimes-interesting life and spouting badly researched and ill-informed....

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.... opinions on issues as diverse as.....

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on Apr 13, 2004
you could get some sleep, you're right...

or you could do like so many other people and just get high on speed or caffeine or something.
on Apr 13, 2004
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