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Published on March 17, 2004 By Teegstar In Health & Medicine
I just invented the COOLEST dessert ever --

(yes, I really am going to leave and go to this lecture BUT...)

Vanilla icecream, crushed Chips Ahoy, chocolate topping and malt (as in like that yellow Milo/Ovaltineish stuff)

All kind of chucked together. It's awesome.

~*- gone -*~

Comments
on Mar 17, 2004
You know... you're the best ever. I came to this conclusion just now because firstly... there is nothing better than finding as many sweet things as possible to go with plain old vanilla icecream. Lamingtons, cream, milo, malt, several types of flavoured topping, condensed milk, crushed biscuits (esp. Kingstons), shaved chocolate, cake, honey... the list is endless. Each bowl is a trip to Hyper-land! So sweet.. so tasty.. So much fun!

Secondly... I was thinking the other day that, if you ever became a rapper or DJ, MC Tee-Bee would be a great name for you. And today you come out with a blog entry that made me almost wet myself with laughter while doing a massive double take on your wiggidy wak lyrical stylings and name choice.

Thirdly... you make me think about things I wouldn't usually think about. Like how could our country be founded by rampant sex-fiends? How strange would my coffee and everything else be if I had no sense of smell? What would it be like to be taught by a giant purple leather shoe? And this is just in the last five minutes.

Lastly... you love Strong Bad, Jesus and Ford Lasers with Rocket as their last name.

Is there anything else you would like to tell me about yourself before I pass out? I've had just about all the Teegstar I can handle for the moment! How did you get to be soooo...... you?
on Mar 17, 2004
Back in the depression the "favorite" and only dessert was sugar on bread and butter. Try it.
And by the way, thank you for your kind comment on "Blogette".
on Mar 21, 2004
Theophilus i don't mean this in an offensive way old chap but that isn't the way to seduce a woman, you come across as weak and pathetic. You were to nice to her there but it is not the end of the world dear boy, just make sure you learn from your mistakes.
on Mar 29, 2004
I agree, you're frick'n awesome. I didnt' know you were a girl though....doesn't really matter.

Trinitie