Let's be honest: I'm a girl of many facets, many past hair colours and many email addresses. I accumulate email addresses like male bower birds accumulate shiny blue things or my sister accumulates dirty clothes (normally my clothes which she has borrowed from me) on her bedroom floor. There's my original email address that I began in 1998 that I still use, my Christian-sounding domain name account (now expired), my supervillain alter-ego account (also expired), the account I started when...