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what miracles occur when teenagers are left idle
Published on December 2, 2004 By Teegstar In Current Events
I feel like I'm working in a wind tunnel. There's a breeze whipping around my ankles and my ears are filled with the sound of rushing air. Yes, I'm in my office.

The reason for the windiness in my place of work today is because yesterday the office manager arrived to find the whole office area filled with water. Some creative vandals had stuck a fire hydrant hose under the door the night before and saturated the entire office. Apparently the water in the kitchen, where the seal on the door is impressively tight, was more than ankle-high. Of course from my safe vantage point at head office yesterday I had trouble repressing my laughter (or twisted admiration for the people responsible). Now back at the wet office today I'm beginning to grasp the reality of the situation. Everything has been lifted off the floor, including the desks which are being held up by cubes of styrofoam. Garbage bins, piles of telephone books and computers have all claimed their share of desk space to vacate the carpet so it can dry out. To aid in the drying there are at least a dozen blowing machines situated around the office running at full capacity. All our tinsel Christmas decorations are twinkling madly as they're set moving by the wind and another journalist and I, who normally converse across the room at a normal volume, have to yell to one another or make hand signals to be understood.

It's annoying and a little inconvenient. Part of me finds it kind of fun too.

I guess I'd better blow off and do some work,
Teegstar

Comments
on Dec 02, 2004
Well, at least work's not boring!
on Dec 02, 2004
that's true!! one genuine inconvenience is i can't really make any phone calls but it's ok. i'm actually out of the office most of the afternoon.
on Dec 02, 2004
At least no one was hurt, and it sounds like there was little damage. hehe, I can understand finding it funny. Some kids did the same thing to my high school cafeteria years ago, but they added gold fish to the mess.
on Dec 07, 2004
I remember once admiring one of my students because she stood up to me and defied my authority. I thought the confidence and intelligence (and willingness to question authority) was excellent. I had told her to do something (which as it turned out was not what she was supposed to be doing) and she simply told me "you're not the real teacher" and proceeded to do what she was doing before.