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Published on July 25, 2004 By Teegstar In Misc
Look, I'm tired. Really tired. I had two hours' sleep last night and I have to go to uni tomorrow morning. So why am I still sitting up blogging instead of crawling beneath my sheets and zoning out to the world?

I'll tell you why. Because there's no one to tell me to go to bed.

Isn't that stupid? If someone told me to go -- it wouldn't matter who either, it could be my little sister or some random person who just turned up on my doorstep -- I would immediately say "you're right" and hurry myself upstairs. Because I know I need sleep.

I don't understand myself. It's not that I don't want to go to bed, it's just that I'm procrastinating. Why, I don't know. I just know that I need people to tell me to do stuff that I already know I need to do. Weird hey?

So, please, someone tell me to go to bed. I'm tired.

Comments
on Jul 25, 2004
Go to bed right now young lady! Hehe...
on Sep 19, 2004
And I start the new job tomorrow... It's 11pm and I've been trying to go to bed for about an hour and a half now.

I know I should sleep lots before the big first day... I know I should be dozing right now.. but do you think I'm even close? No. And nobody on MSN to tell me to "Get to bed young man!!"

I can't explain it either. Maybe it's the coffee I had four hours ago but this has happened without coffee before, anyway. Could we have stumbled across an undocumented disorder of some description?